You Are My Jam Card

We are the kind that watch the other kind compete on reality shows about voluntarily confronting angry bears.

The last thing new parents need to hear is another “Enjoy every moment!” because everyone knows that’s not going to happen. Wishes For Your New Baby Card.

Um… NO ONE? Positive affirmation in the form of a greeting card conceived and written by Suzi Barrett; illustrated by Naomi Sloman Blank card, A2 size (4....

Who doesn’t need a magical pep talk right about now? Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!® It also features two foxes wearing harem pants, which is a plus.

And mail carriers.25 x 5.

25 x 5. We wish we could go back in time and give this to ourselves when we were, like, 17. When time-travel postage becomes a thing, we are so on that.

Blank card, A2 size (4.

.Blank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock Comes with a matching kraft envelope By majestic I mean with ice cream and reality TV.

25 x 5.And my butter. In other words, I really, really like you. Blank card, A2 size (4.

. By space I mean on my sofa.25 x 5.5 inches) Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock Comes with a matching kraft envelope By majestic I mean with ice cream and reality TV.